All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me

VCA has always been on the cutting edge of social policy and trends in employee relations. This week the venerable company releases Backwash Babes, director Eli Cross’ probing study of the inhospitable behavior du jour of the porn world: liquid re-spitting.

“No matter how hot I am, I wouldn’t take a sip of your Pepsi and backwash into it,” star Kylie Ireland did not say.

Backwash Babes was filmed by the mighty 5 in downtown Los Angeles and also stars Katrina Kraven, Melissa Lauren, and Hillary Scott.

“Backwashing is a huge problem, and it’s killing our fish and ducks,” said Woodsy Owl.

Owl, who wears a hat with a feather in it, did not comment when it was pointed out how horrifying it would be for a man to wear a hat with a human finger in it.

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