Month: July 2005

Doc Johnson, official marital aid of the crews docked in the International Space Station, has unveiled its own brand of Vivid blowup dolls. These employ […]

I have an idea. Why can’t hard-woking, honest people in the adult industry get dates? I don’t know – maybe it’s because they have a […]

As anyone who has ever met me knows, I am a highly-stylized, erotic person. That is why next Thursday’s event at Hollywood’s Erotic Museum sounds […]

Colossal Entertainment has released Drunk on Cum in distinctive foiled packaging with a brand new Cum font. I believe it was the great Thomas Jefferson […]

Thomas Zupko’s Buttblassted (yes, Buttblassted) rockets onto shelves this week, another offering from VCA Excessive. Why is Lauren Phoenix’ ass shinier than that of Tiffany […]

Both Dependable Skeleton and Steve Ochs have hipped me in recent days to the – sadly – abandoned art of Flirty Fishing, in which Children […]

Last night’s Porn Star Karaoke was so hot that my cock stuck to the floor, so I spent most of the time outside. Thinking I […]

The Virgin of Guadalupe (left) weeps silently at this year’s doomed marriage of Nacho Vidal and Colombian model Francesca Jaimes, which ended one month ago. […]

…but he still appears to be the hardest working man in show business. You know, that reference is almost exactly twenty years old, and refers […]

Joanna Angel, who stole a moped for me, is putting an ad in AVN and requested a blurb. “What a great new marketing opportunity,” I […]

I am not saying Doc Johnson markets to children, but their new Nuff Said Gram-length multispeed vibrator is reminiscent of picnics by the swimmin’ hole, […]

Steve Banan and Ron Jeremy are still in negotiations with ABC about a possible reality show about Jeremy’s life, according to Steve Banan, head of […]

Something about Mary Carey’s admission of gassiness and subsequent proof of it on The Daily Show made me think that, as Governor of California, she […]

Now that I’m 90 years old, there are few things that shock me. I have had a well-loved porn actress squirt in my eye on […]

… will star in Four Horsemen Gangbang for backend points and stock option.

VCA has always been on the cutting edge of social policy and trends in employee relations. This week the venerable company releases Backwash Babes, director […]

Sometimes a boxcover comes along that makes me think, for a second, what it must be like for people who actually have to buy porn. […]

Even before Lauren Phoenix became a sock model there, American Apparel appealed to my prurient interest. Here is an article about what the founder’s been […]