I will call him "George".

Something about Mary Carey’s admission of gassiness and subsequent proof of it on The Daily Show made me think that, as Governor of California, she might have stuck to her campaign promises (whatever they were).

What will George B. of San Diego, the winner of SugarDVD’s “Win a Date with Mary Carey” contest, be promised?

As of this writing, we do not yet know:

1. When the date will happen
2. To what restaurant the pair will repair and what they will eat for their advertised “sexy meal”.
a. Or if there will be a spending limit
3. Where the couple will be dancing
a. If Mary can boot scoot like the President

Jeff Mullen confirms that “Britney Rears will not be chaperoning.”

I would help sponsor this event if Mary would turn to George sometime during the night and say, “George, tell again about the rabbits.”