Joanna Angel, who stole a moped for me, is putting an ad in AVN and requested a blurb.
“What a great new marketing opportunity,” I thought, sending out a press release to my network of the rich and famous.
Joanna Angel came from space to kick ass with her crime-fighting vagina is the first entry in my blurb service, which already has offices in Bayjing, Buddharucharest, Mosscow, Canadia, Franconia Notch, Rio Di Janeiro, Purth, and Also.
If you would like a pithy blurb for your media campaign, let me know. It will probably have something to do with space, crime, and your vagina.
Pictured: Joanna Angel fighting crime with her feet.
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