When the Ponantes came over on the Mayflower, they thought they had quit a land of inequality where status was based not on merit but on inherited titles. To my horror, our past has followed us here.
Lady Finger Clit-Stimulator and her husband, Lord Brambles Clit-Stimulator were horrible, almost feudal landowners who worked my ancestors like dogs. Why Doc Johnson chooses to hurl those ghosts at me via their new toy for lonely women is beyond me.
To all the gals who read this site, it is important to know that if you buy this product, you will be placing a deep, massaging oppression on your vulva.
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