Shiny shiny, shiny auctions of leather
As you know, Darklady was Ms. Oregon Leather or some such thing in 2004 (so was I, but the judges did the politically correct thing […]
Articles by Gram the Man
The Knights of Ninn
Like me, you are a huge fan of anything Michael Ninn does. While standing at public urinals, I often think how Ninn would capture my […]
Kill Girl Kill 2 – update
VCA is releasing pal and college residence advisor Eon McKai’s Kill Girl Kill 2 next week, featuring Justine Joli, Yumy, Jezebelle Bond, and Zoe Matthews, […]
The Defiant Ones
Lacking a pool table, the Defiance Films offices are still reminiscent of a frat house with clean carpets.
Sex Search builds database, marketing team
LOS ANGELES — Ross Horwitz is the new marketing director of Sex Search, which just opened near Sunset Blvd’s Crossroads of the World. The LA […]
"I will make you richer than God, Gram"
…says yet another upstart adult web proselytizer, Sam Sugar of SugarBank. He has a wonderful “…as I was saying” vibe going on, so common and […]
Well, you’d better believe it
As George W. Bush says, “Fool me once: shame – shame on … fool me twice – well, We Won’t Get Fooled Again.” That is […]
Ashley Blue to give me her car
Having only met Ashley Blue once, I was surprised when she didn’t ring me up yesterday to offer me the new Jaguar purchased for her […]
Get off of my lawn, you handjobs!
It is a bold move for Defiance Films to release a teen handjobs title. Those goddamn teens can’t even keep my hedges uncluttered with their […]
My beautiful Laundrea
It was Defiance Films night at Porn Star Karaoke, meaning I was drinking Yukon Jack instead of my usual Jagermeister. Defiance Films is going to […]
Miss Vicki Nicole
When asked his five-year-plan for adult industry domination, porn visionary Gram Ponante paused, his salad fork pronged through with wholesome, corn-fed starlets at his Malibu […]
GramPonante.com Exclusive!!!!!!!
Bad Ass Frank announces No-Pee Compliance Tools GramPonante.com has learned that Bad Ass Frank of BadAssModels doesn’t pee on his talent. “With all the rhubarb […]
She just lies there
My new best friend at Fleshbot sent me this Flash game, perfectly mixing elements of Anne Heche with an ex-girlfriend from Brown University.
Sort of Inside Deep Throat, but not all the way in
Inside Deep Throat isn’t a fair and balanced documentary, but it’s entertaining. Borrowing liberally from the faux-retro stylebook created by The Kid Stays in the […]
Hiya Sophia Santi
I spoke with Digital Playground founder Samantha Lewis and the company’s newest contract persona, Sophia Santi. The way one usually talks with a DP functionary […]
“Kill Girl Kill 3”: (Repo Man 2)
My favorite McKai quote goes something like, “It’s like getting all your friends and making a porn film.” I think that’s more important and impressive than whether or not porn is alt or alt is good.
I am Teagan Presley (I am not Teagan Presley)
I accepted awards on behalf of Digital Playground last night, which couldn’t attend the XRCO Awards because it had to go to soccer practice. Other […]
Cousin Stevie’s Green Room
I don’t know what I expected, but I didn’t expect this. I definitely did not expect baseball bats and intra-lady squirting. Pictured is Kami Andrews, […]
Eat the Niche or: 100 ways to mine a vagina
“Sometimes the most extreme thing is what is actually exciting,” he said, “because people get burned out on the rest.”
Pitch Black: The Chronicles of Fair-to-MiddlingDick
As you are doubtless aware, mine is the only interracial hardcoreblog site on the Internet, with ethnic-on-ethnic sex so fierce that even Mexican President Vicente […]