Balls over America

Sometimes Ladies ask me about vaginal products.

“Grams, what are Ben Wa Balls?”

Well, imagine the Starlite Mints or hard candies your grandmother gave you, the butterscotches and Almond Roca. You swished them around in your mouth for hours, because the afternoon was long and you weren’t old enough to drive. In your mouth, they built character and tolerance.

Ben-Wa balls are like your grandmother’s butterscotches for a vagina.

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