Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld to be alone together
A porn star is like the elevator of an elegant building; everything is built around her: a studio, employees, and a brand that lasts, if […]
Month: September 2009
Today in porn swag: Last minute edition
I wanted to let you know that the future of erotica arrived in my mailbox this morning, so any of you who wanted to be […]
Tanya Tate’s definition of MILF
“If you make the full changeover to metrics, we might not be able to understand each other at all.”
In Thailand, Twister is taken seriously
This tableau from “Asian Muff Divers” reminds me of ancient photographs in which the subjects strike grave, unsmiling poses, knowing that it takes a long […]
Porn studios vie for Polanski/Geimer reunion video
Roman Polanski, the Oscar-winning director and international fugitive who was arrested on a 31-year-old U.S. warrant in Switzerland this weekend, has not responded to what […]
FapMapping Los Angeles or: You can’t atone for biology
Today is Yom Kippur, the Jewish day of Atonement. And here you are reading a porn website. The conflict between what we are supposed to […]
Adam & Eve debuts Ford hybrid
Former girls-only performer Alexis Ford is Adam & Eve’s newest contract girl, filling out the triumpornate built on Kayden Kross and Bree Olson, and acting […]
Anjanette Astoria: I had the time of my life – twice
As much as the importance of words can’t be overstated, the non-verbal communication between Anjanette Astoria and Johnny Castle on the set of “Cougars in […]
"One Day at a Time" porn parody finally finds its B story
Next week I am attending the filming of Hustler’s porn parody “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2: Fonzie Luvs Pinky.” You ask, “Grams, when will […]
Alexis Texas – just because
Did you know that Alexis Texas is actually from Texas? Not like that bitch Gretchen New Hampshire. That cheap skank is from New Hampshire. Anyway, […]
Teenage Babysitters
Studio: Powersville/JMDirector: Jim PowersCast: Katja Kassin, Kacey Jordan, Otto Bauer, Tara Lynn Foxx, Tanner Mayes, Yasmine Gold Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot […]
Puckered Up: The Anal Game Show
Studio: HustlerDirector: Richard de MontfortCast: Sasha Grey, Amber Rayne, Trinity Post, Maxi, Michelle Avanti, Missy Stone, Daisy Strong Portions of this review also appeared on […]
Orgy at the Villa
Studio: PrivateDirector: Andrew NewmanCast: Madison Parker, Simone Peach, Jasmyne Black, Mike Angelo, Natalli di Angelo, Kid Jamaica, Naomy, Sandy, Eve Angel, Zenza Raggi Portions of […]
Spector of porn haunts “I’m Good At Freaky”
At no point in the movie “I’m Good At Freaky,” which premieres Thursday night at the Los Feliz 3, is the title character identified as […]
Pornsaints preying on your impure thoughts
Whenever I see something especially art-smelling featuring nudes, I often wonder how on board the nudes were with the art. This is what captures my […]
Legal briefs: Satan’s whore hard to prosecute
For a few glorious weeks, New Sensations’ “X Files” fan fiction porno went by the name of the original show, with the subtitle “A Dark […]
Tara Lynn Foxx: Coming to terms with your mom’s needs
I like this picture a lot. It says so much about priorities. Here are Tara Lynn Foxx and Nina Hartley in Private’s forthcoming movie about […]
Memoirs of a Gusher 5
Studio: Pink VisualDirector: variousCast: Sophie Dee, Katherine Lee, Carmella Santaigo, Jaime Tyler, Nikki Hilton Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Remember the 1997 […]
The Radisson Summit: An embedded report
An informational meeting of adult industry elites was held at Chatsworth’s Radisson Hotel to discuss threats to the Porno-Industrial Complex by California’s Occupational Safety And […]
Monique Alexander vs. Shelly Long: Bull & Finch not bait & switch
When you’re right, you’re right. Monique Alexander does not look like Shelly Long. But for New Sensations’ porn adaptation of “Cheers,” producers felt that Alexander […]