Porn Valley signage: Which is real?
Following yesterday’s shocking discovery that AVN had Photoshopped (do I still need to capitalize that?) its logo onto a building owned by someone else for […]
Month: September 2009
AJ Bailey: 29 is the new 19
It isn’t true that the bigger porn studios only look for barely-legal talent; Katsuni and Jesse Jane of Digital Playground, jessica drake and Stormy Daniels […]
AVN buys Olympia Financial, secures rockstar courthouse parking
Years ago I worked at AVN, a trade publication for the adult industry. Today, while visiting the neighborhood after Sindee Jennings squirted on my glasses (more […]
Balls over America
Sometimes Ladies ask me about vaginal products. “Grams, what are Ben Wa Balls?” Well, imagine the Starlite Mints or hard candies your grandmother gave you, […]
CyberGlass™ Ben Wa Pleasure Balls (and Totoro)
Don’t give her a vacuum cleaner on your anniversary. Don’t give her long underwear, a spatula, or a workout video. But if you’re giving your […]
Getting Corky with Gianna
Where I come from (GPS coordinates: 30.4813°N 89.7690°W), if you call someone thick, you are calling her retarded. And while having sex with the mentally […]
Hitler is porn’s next crossover star
I am beginning to feel that Adolf Hitler is Wurming his way back into public consciousness through porn. First Stoya’s Hakenkreuz Schamhaare, now Megan Fox. […]
Accepting porn parodies for the greater good
As with fake boobs, my own genius and mortality, and traffic on the 405, I have come to accept porn parodies and to recognize their […]
Hermetic pornographer to finger, poke you
Porn director Erica McLean, who for years has lived in hilltop isolation protected by little dogs and cavorting nudes, has launched a series of online […]
Jesse Jane starts freakin’ the Ricans
Jesse Jane rubs the possibilities available under U.S. statehood in the faces of Puerto Ricans tonight through Saturday at Lips Gentlemen’s Club in Hato Rey. […]
It little suits a man to win "The Beatles Rockband" but lose his soul
While the nudity so often expressed by John Lennon and Yoko Ono was not to my liking, and while I think Lennon’s son Sean, seen […]
Getting physical with Bree Olson
Today, in a warehouse in downtown Los Angeles, Bree Olson took a mousy, fearful college girl and turned her into some sex-caked harlot who will […]
What porn teaches us about lesbians
Jo shares a trait with porn stars Janine Lindemulder and Meggan Mallone: she has to clamp a hand to her head to keep all the raw sexuality in.
Not Married with Children XXX
Studio: XPlay Director: Will Ryder Cast: Eric Swiss, Brittany O’Connell, Kagney Linn Karter, Dino Bravo, Dane Cross, India Summer, Brad Hardy, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, […]
The Inconceivable Cream Pie
As you know, a cream pie is the porn world’s way of hedging its bets, which is why cream pie titles go over well with […]
Documentary: Porn Valley causing AIDS in Africa
“Hardcore Profits,” a BBC documentary by Tim Samuels, features interviews with Ghanaian men who say that, since they were never taught about sex in school, […]