Memoirs of a Gusher 5

Studio: Pink Visual
Director: various
Cast: Sophie Dee, Katherine Lee, Carmella Santaigo, Jaime Tyler, Nikki Hilton

Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot

Remember the 1997 novel and 2005 Hollywood movie “Memoirs of a Geisha”? Well, this squirting movie has nothing to do with those works. Not only is the lone squirting Asian in the movie, Katherine Lee, not Japanese, but she also doesn’t look too concerned about her family’s lasting shame. “Memoirs of a Gusher” is one of those porn puns that has come to be accepted on its own merits, even as the object of the joke has faded from memory. Like when I released “To Sir, With a Handjob.”

Anyway, this movie is interesting for its two great bookending scenes, the first with covergirl Sophie Dee, who squirts 11 camera-soaking times, and the second with the vivacious Carmella Santiago.

Both Dee and Santiago are delightful interview subjects, and the directors of both scenes made sure to place them against slightly dark backgrounds, so that when they squirted, we’d see it.

This movie also marks one of Dee’s final scenes before she got her stupendous boob job. In this movie, even though she’s squirting all over the place, she looks almost innocent.

The three scenes in the middle are somewhat squirty, but not particularly dramatic. Plus it’s hard to tell when someone is squirting if the room is too bright. Squirting is about spectacle, and we need to see the streams arcing through the air.

The movie returns to form with Santiago, who smiles like a Disney tour guide through her scene, and we’re happy right along with her.

Even if we might not remember Arthur Goden’s novel or Rob Marshall’s film, “Memoirs of a Gusher 5” at least allows us to see, one final time, Sophie Dee’s former breasts.

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