Before rocketing to fame as the star of Screeched, Dustin Diamond was a teen actor on the show Saved By the Bell, along with another future porn icon, Elizabeth Berkley of Showgirls.
The Smoking Gun reveals the modest hospitality requirements of the man who, just two years later, would provide the year’s biggest seller for Red Light District.
Diamond’s talent rider – the list of requirements a venue must adhere to before and during a Diamond appearance – was updated in 2004 to include energy drinks, showing the star’s enthusiasm for new technology and animal diversity.
One bar stool. Four cans of Red Bull. Well-lit parking. These are the humble requests of a man seeking to share his art with others.
It is apparent why the porn world, which appreciates humility above all virtues, would take Diamond to its ample, nugget-hard bosoms.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Screeched; Reference to Elizabeth Berkley I no longer understand
See also: Diamond rider on The Smoking Gun
Eww. Please tell me he’s not smelling his finger for the camera…