Erstwhile rocker and probably future vampire Barrett Blade has made his rock video directing debut for the trio OPM into a porn film.
Rock Hard stars Gina Austin in a reality-style “behind the scenes” take on the making of a rock video and its attendant debauchery. For me, debauchery only means one thing: shark bits. The movie also features Hannah Harper, Texas Presley, Sophia, Cassie Courtland, Alex Divine, Joey, and Avena Lee.
Here is a sample lyric from OPM’s song “Luffly” for which Blade directed the video:
“She’s gorgeous
She goes against the grain
Extravaganza tastes like sugar cane
We got big plans whatever she chooses
Fky her to Hawaii maybe some cruises
I’ll explain it’s plain and simple
She’s like the cherry in a Shirley Temple
She’s the prize at the bottom of the glass
Her eyes are the way she shakes that ass.”
While engaged in the exhaustive research that characterizes my role as America’s Porn Journalist, I found a picture of Blade’s old outfit, Dial 7. They sound like a great party band that should reunite. Here is a review from Oregon’s North-by-Northwest festival:
“The all-male posse Dial 7 wins the collective fashion victim award-no contest. These Laguna Beach, Calif., boys sported a holster, goggles, wallet chains that scraped the floor, sweatbands, one yellow mesh T-shirt and dreadlocks. The band’s almost threatening barrage of hip hop, heavy metal and reggae was almost as suspect as their clothes. While Dial 7 didn’t seem angry, they struck a menacing chord. Here’s what they did have going for them: Good cop/bad cop interplay between the two lead vocalists and tough, buff bods.”
Previously: It needs to stop; Smokin’ Crack 2: the sequel
See also: Dial 7 fan page; Sin City
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