Brazen And Unshaven

Studio: Pink Visual
Director: various
Cast: Maria Bellucci, Hillary Scott, Vixen Vogel, Jocelyn Stone, Cindy Crawford, Annie Body

Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot

You know, it wasn’t too long ago that all sexy women were unshaven, so it is especially important for a title like this that these women also be brazen.

And that is the problem – though one we’re willing to forgive – with this compilation from Pink Visual. Like most of their “reality” fare, this movie features five scenes that mostly start with a group of guys persuading a woman to get in a car. Being persuaded to get into a car doesn’t sound brazen to me, but I guess “Misguided and Unshaven” wouldn’t be a great title.

(Well I might buy something called “Misguided And Unshaven.”)

No, this movie’s value is not in the fact that its stars are unshaven. In fact, very little fuss is made about the women’s pubic thatches in movies that were originally sold as lesbian, MILF, or interracial titles. Instead, we get to see the glorious Maria Bellucci, the undulabulous Jocelyn Stone, an early scene by Hillary Scott (with the now-retired Vixen Vogel, a favorite redhead), and the ravenous Annie Body. We also get Cindy Crawford in her “Appetite for Destruction” outfit.

And the pubic hair, just as it was in days of eld, is an afterthought; something to pull on and spit out later, a barrier in name only, just as this movie is “Brazen And Unshaven” in name only.

Not that Pink Visual pays me a goddamn cent, but I would watch these women even if they had no pubic hair at all.

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