“They’re stunning and sensational, sexy and insatiable/You’ll watch them all the time,” goes the theme song for “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody.” But will I watch them all the time?
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Jayna Oso is the Sweaty DA (for Double Anal)
For a porn girl’s anus, anyway, “slacker” might be a compliment
Gram Is There
MontagFoto 9.27.10
It was cold but, to my credit, I never thought, “Gee, I fucking wish it was a hundred and fucking 13 degrees out.”
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Call for suggestions: Presenter etiquette at the XBiz Awards
I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.
reviews
Flight Attendants
“Flight Attendants” tries so hard to please that it collapses with the effort.
reviews
Brazen And Unshaven
Studio: Pink VisualDirector: variousCast: Maria Bellucci, Hillary Scott, Vixen Vogel, Jocelyn Stone, Cindy Crawford, Annie Body Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot You know, it wasn’t too long ago that all sexy women were unshaven, so it is especially important for a title like this that these women also be brazen. And that [...]
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Artists become ambitious as porn parody implosion nears
Like mosquitoes buzzing around a particularly jolly and jowly Bavarian tourist, the porn industry views parodies as a dependable but fleeting income source that needs to be sucked dry while the sucking is good. But how much more can they suck? New Sensations, which last month raised Why?brows by filming a “Seinfeld” porn parody (starring [...]
McCain campaign considers Hillary Scott’s mom
Details magazine thoughtfully provided a list of ten women in politics who it thought were hotter than Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Clockwise from right we see Palin’s recent Vogue cover, then Carey Torrice, commissioner of Macomb County, Michigan (I think Ms. Torrice looks like Hillary Scott), South Dakota congresswoman Stephanie Herseth Sandlin, and Mary [...]
Gram Is There
This is what women do when they see a roof
In fact, each of the women acquitted herself nicely, and maybe they were able to derive warmth from fisting each other the way our forefathers did in pioneer days.
legal
Mug shot revisited
Since performer Kurt Lockwood’s return to the porn industry after announcing his retirement last September, he has been appearing in transsexual and bisexual videos. According to friends, “he has been telling everyone he is only doing gay movies from now on.” But unless anything has changed in Lockwood’s understanding of himself from one year ago [...]
Spunk’d: The Movie – Ponante & Cachapero review
Studio: 6969 EntertainmentDirector: Justin KaneCast: Aurora Snow, Penny Flame, Hillary Scott, Lexi Belle, Eva Angelina, Vanessa Lane, Katie Morgan, Mikayla, Ginger Lea, Jada Fire, Kelli Brooks, Ron Jeremy, Steven St. Croix, Trent Soluri, Herschel Savage, Dick Nasty, Marcos Leon, Nick Manning, Evan Stone Portions of this review first appeared on XBiz and may have been [...]
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Meet Ashley Orion
I believe that a performer’s first experiences with porn has a bearing on her longevity in the business.
The Instigator
Studio: AmericanXcessDirector: Chris KingCast: Moxxie Maddron, Nick Manning, Jessica Jaymes, Hillary Scott, Lindsey Meadows, Mark Davis, the song stylings of Lynam Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Moxxie Maddron is not a drama queen and she doesn’t do things just to be outrageous. She is not like Holly Golightly or even “That Girl”, [...]
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Studio: Sex Z PicturesDirector: Eli CrossCast: Eva Angelina, Hillary Scott, Derrick Pierce, Trina Michaels, Sandra Romain, Bryn Pryor, Kylie Ireland, Evan Stone, Adrianna Nicole, Marco Banderas, Tee Real, Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Julie Night, H.M. Smith, Michelle Aston, Delilah Strong, James Deen, Madison Young, Lorelei Lee, Aiden Starr Portions of this review originally appeared on [...]
Moxxie Maddron is ZZ Top
In ZZ Top’s 1980′s renaissance (not that I was alive then, I’ve just seen archival footage), the band’s videos depicted the trio arriving in dusty towns like the Magi and performing simple acts of transformation on the inhabitants. “Why were there only one set of footprints, ZZ Top?” “Because we were carrying you.” Portland’s Moxxie [...]
Not the Bradys XXX
Studio: Hustler/X-a PlayDirector: Will RyderCast: Hillary Scott, Alana Evans, Mike Horner, Lynn LeMay, James Deen, Aurora Snow, Leah Luv, Ron Jeremy, Sunny Lane, Paulina James, Veronique Vega Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot While Not the Bradys XXX is not a porn parody the way The Da Vinci Load was, in that it [...]
geekery
Woman in skank costume considers airline suit
Hooters waitress and San Diego college student Kyla Ebbert, 23, who dressed as a skank for a one-day trip to a doctor’s appointment in Arizona, was cautioned by a Southwest Airlines steward onboard her flight that her outfit was too revealing. She requested a blanket to cover the skank costume and disembarked in Tucson without [...]
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2007: The Year Spunk’d broke
Spunk’d, a porn parody of Ashton Kutcher’s Punk’d, featuring Nick Manning as a dude who interrupts gatherings to come on attendees’ faces, has been released on the Internet and will soon enjoy a theatrical premiere. It was written and directed by Justin Kane. Kane is a USC film school graduate and the former head of [...]
business
"Shut up, please": the 22nd annual XRCO awards
One could also have conversations at the XRCOs without having to deal with an awful house band and, because the venue was small and the event free, the lower-echelon but just-as-interesting people who couldn’t make it to Vegas showed up to the XRCOs instead. That was nice.
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