As small liberal arts colleges throughout America have begun devoting fractions of their curricula to Britney Rears scholarship, the brain trust here at Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, and Observatory is proud to contribute its findings on the life of the former Jessica Sweet.
Included here is the original artwork for the Britney Rears 2 boxcover, deemed too – something – by Hustler and changed to a copy of its predecessor’s cover with a “2” added.
That the first movie featured Rears with a lollipop and the second one has no lollipops reflects the empty promises swallowed daily by our porn luminaries in this tear-streaked landscape of douche and regret.
Also, the lollipops are different colors. I’m sure that means something.
We have been informed that if there is to be a Britney Rears 3 that it will feature a different Britney. Might Britney be played by Priva? In any case, read this review of the swan song of Britney Rears, a sweet little movie.
Previously: Hustler to Rears: Cover your dirtypillows; Rears fingers her wet pussy while Rome burns
See also: Hustler, Britney Rears
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