Butt Busters 2

Studio: Lethal Hardcore
Director: Stoney Curtis
Cast: Destiny, Annie Cruz, Seana, Bailey, Julie Robbins

“My pretty little pussy stays hot just about all the time,” claims Julie Robbins at the beginning of Butt Busters 2. “It’s an awesome little fuckhole; almost as good as my ass. Isn’t it hot?”

Come on, man! Why put me on the spot? That’s like a comedian asking, “Aren’t my jokes funny?”

Azz I’ve come to understand, the Lethal Hardcore model involves direct address to the audience and a heightened sense of drama. This is clear from backstage footage, where an actress acts like any porn chick one might meet at Koo Koo Roo. In a scene, however (and before anyone else appears in it) she’s all about the nipple self-licking and the vocal fry.

A reader asks: “If someone did that to you in person, you’re saying you’d kick her out?”

No, but I would ask her, gently, to get on with it. (I am no cad.)

The Lethal Hardcore line seems to suffer from a lack of understanding of the Big Picture, as evidenced last week by Tommy Gunn referring to the film he was in by the wrong title. This week, Annie Cruz (wearing starry black boots and a belly chain – classy)waited for her butt busting to begin when her scene partner said, “Here comes the Ass Buster.”

He might have meant, “Here comes the ass, Buster,” where he referred to himself as Buster, finding it necessary to carry on an interior monologue, but I don’t think so.

“The ass is so much pleasurable,” says full-figured Bailey later. Bailey has long streaks in her hair, and I found myself glad that she hadn’t been appropriated by Sausalito Wiccans instead of porn. She could have gone either way. She looks like the hot girl at the Ren Faire.

I guess the big news of this movie is that it is Destiny’s first on-screen anal scene. This was my favorite scene because, in general, Destiny was non-commital to the standard dialogue. The final scene was the Finn Seana (Sanna?), who also didn’t have the standard rap down, for which I am grateful.