Couples Seduce Teens 6

As President of the Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce, I am concerned that potential visitors and new business owners will see a movie like this and think that predatory couples are constantly cruising the area’s Von’s parking lots for unsuspecting teens to lure into porn shoots.

The problem is that the movie only shows one couple at a time cruising the parking lots of supermarkets, bodegas, panaderias, synagogues, In ‘n’ Out Burgers, correctional facilities, and the Van Nuys Airport when in fact there might be seven or eight couples at a pop on a given Saturday afternoon.

This movie also underlines a very savvy move on the part of men in swinging relationships; if one is lucky enough to have a wife who’ll engage in threesomes with teen girls, it is smart and thoughtful for a man to choose a girl who is less attractive than his wife. That way, after the girl leaves, he can still quash the inevitable jealousy with, “You’re way hotter than she was, Baby.”

Read the review here.

Previously: Bat not included; Couples Seduce Teens 3
See also: Pink Visual

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