Ecstasy Glass markets dildos to wizards

Say what you will about Pope Benedict XVI’s indictment of Harry Potter and the Vatican’s profiting from sales of the .XXX domain (that last part isn’t true, OK?) but the former Cardinal Ratzinger and I both give mad props to Internet gal Private Ivy’s signing with Ecstasy (Pyrex isn’t for casseroles anymore) Glass.

Ivy Faulkner lives in North Carolina but has chosen a font reminiscent of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to hawk her wares.

Remember ladies: Ecstasy’s products are fused with silver and 24K gold, so it’s like you’ll have a rapper’s tooth up there. Ladies?

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