Evil Bitches

Studio: Nectar
Director: Damien Rossi
Cast: Taylor Rain, Cherokee, Alexis Malone, Dominica Leoni, Vanessa Lane, Texas

Impressively photographed and boasting a NIN-style soundtrack, Evil Bitches is visually impressive if not narratively up to par.

You might say, “Gram, you are my best friend and you’ve saved my life in the jungles and on the veldt, that time. But why should a gonzo/wall-to-wall movie be required to be narratively interesting?”

Well, Pandit, I’ll tell you, using Taylor Rain’s scene with a Rutger Hauer-looking guy as an example.

Rain walks into the scene to the accompaniment of a badass-first person shooter viodeogame soundtrack. Quick, anachronistic editing has her all over the room in various stages of undress, approaching a man lying on a table, alone, in a chair, crawling toward the camera, etc. While some might find this interesting who are doing other things, like washing dishes or doing rails of a stripper’s taint, people who might be paying attention grow quickly disoriented. The music runs out and Rain and the Hitchhiker get down to it. At that point the shooting is fairly straightforward.

So what I’m saying is that the lead-ins take the role normally occupied by dialogue scenes, but there’s no way to skip through them.

Nearly-translucent Dominica Leoni is up next. She reminds me of Liliane Tiger and the women cast by various Euro-friendly directors (like Michael Ninn) except that, unlike Catherine, Rossi’s movie is generous, once the scene begins in earnest, with long, slow shots. It turns out Leoni is also European. I am a superficial person for not paying attention to her voice.

Tattooed and voluptuous Texas executes a quick solo scene with a glass dildo, making me wish I could employ her to wash my windows, and she is followed by Cherokee, similar in build and slightly oiled.

Still, why are these women evil? How are they bitches? Each of these women only pay lip service – literally – to evilness and bitchitude.None of the guys involved has yet not fucked any one of them.

Alexis Malone, made up like a Flock of Seagulls, begins her scene, as did Rain and Cherokee, at a crawl. It might be the eye shadow, but she looks a little bored.

Only Vanessa Lane, in the final scene, really sells the idea of evil bitch. She has a black widow look about her and sucks cock like a champ (she knows you should never stop paying attention to it). Much as this reviewer likes the heavier girls, Lane’s catlike moves and her enthusiasm stole this show.

If Evil Bitches was playing in the background of a party, it would be great eye candy until the last scene, when your guests would just shut. the fuck. up.