Month: December 2005

Ladies and gentlemen all over the world – thanks for an excellent year. We’ll be publishing the living shit out of this site in Vegas […]

I didn’t get to the set of Frank Castle and Sllabwurks‘ first feature, the demon porn The New Neighbors, but I like the people involved, […]

Lexington Steele is a hero to most, and today he called bullshit on the tapey Oppressor. “Damn if I say it you can slap me […]

As you know, Mary Carey has left Kickass Pictures and has joined Legend for a multi-picture deal. This matters little to anyone, as everyone knows […]

A preliminary ruling on the Free Speech Coalition‘s challenge to the amended 2257 regulations seems to indicate that certain restrictions will be lifted, most notably […]

Let’s say you’ve just birthed a child or have left porn to join the Navy, as did our friend Eva Angelina here. What do you […]

Entice TV is a new method of delivering hard-core programming to your TV or computer (via broadband) with quality significantly higher than VOD. I’ve seen […]

There will be lots of parties at the AVN convention. Some will be intimate affairs, like the one I had last year in a Bellagio […]

The Gawker family of sites, which includes several ultra-twee-ly named snarkblogs, nevertheless pays me shitloads of money and yesterday blew up a vanload of my […]

Gram’s college relationship with a Pakistani girl went afoul when he was unable to refer to her vagina in any way other than “your dusky […]

Each day GramPonante.com interns are flooded with porn DVDs. (And Gram Nog.) But mostly porn DVDs, and each disc and boxcover requires careful analysis. West […]

Little did I know that Cracked Magazine, the Battlestar Galactica to Mad’s Star Wars, was still around. This makes me happy, and makes me think […]

I spoke with prominent Jewess and multiple AVN award nominee Joanna Angel on this, the day after the anniversary of both her and the Messiah’s […]

Meet Wafah (Binladin) Dufour, Osama Bin Laden’s niece. She has said in the article accompanying her January GQ pictorial that she wants Americans to “embrace” […]

Tyler Faith has accepted the marriage proposal of Wayne C. Lewis. “He took me to Kelly’s Roast Beef and had me dig through some clam […]

This is Loverboy’s 1981 album containing the chart-toppers “Take me to the Top” and “(Only the) Lucky Ones”. This is the new Hustler spy spoof […]

If brevity is the soul of wit, than Metro’s Only Handjobs is the wittiest film of the year. The conclusion: brevity is not the soul […]

The Free Speech Coalition has joined the American Civil Liberties Union and the First Amendment Lawyers’ Association to file an amicus brief on behalf of […]