Sorry Fellas, She’s Engaged

Tyler Faith has accepted the marriage proposal of Wayne C. Lewis.

“He took me to Kelly’s Roast Beef and had me dig through some clam chowder for the ring,” Faith said, but I knew she was kidding; I’ve seen her nails.

Lewis (AKA Wankus) popped the question in the living room of Faith’s family home in Saugus, MA, after clearing hs intentions with Faith’s mother and grandmother.

“They were on the couch bawling,” Faith said. “We all said Yes.”

This is great news.

I asked Wankus what people outside the industry don’t understand about porn marriages.

“Don’t get me wrong,” he said. “It’s going to be tough. We’ve had tough times already. But we’ve made it through those tough times without resorting to some of the things that break up other relationships.

“We’re still two normal people,” he continued, “so I wanted the proposal to reflect who we really are rather than some kind of sideshow.”

Tyler has been easing away from onscreen performance, but will continue dancing for a few years. “I’m 30, so I’m not getting any younger,” Faith said (this blew my mind; I thought Wankus was robbing the cradle). “I’m going to focus more on my business.”

But the couple will not be turning their backs on the business that brought them together; they will be married on Nantucket this summer. There aren’t any good limericks about Studio City.

We here at Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, and Finishing School wish the newly-branded Tykus much happiness. I will be singing the UnFAITHful Secrets theme song at the wedding.

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