Meet Wafah (Binladin) Dufour, Osama Bin Laden’s niece. She has said in the article accompanying her January GQ pictorial that she wants Americans to “embrace” her. It is so very important that an adult industry representative approach and recruit her for this business. Around the world, terrorists will say, “the capitalists have won.”
Wafah is used to luxury. I was out of the country on 9/11/2001, and couldn’t get a plane back home, despite being the future America’s Porn Journalist. Wafah was able to secure private jet transportation to Saudi Arabia.
What I’m saying is that one should make the offer very sweet. A paltry $400-$1,000-per-scene rate is too low. The company that gets her should pick her up, pay for her HIV test, and make sure the Baja Fresh craft services are very tasty. She should also only work with top-notch talent, like Justine Joli, and defer anal for as long as possible. Stunt casting always costs more, but it pays off.
Her first title should be Can’t Get Offa Wafah, and it will be one of those high-end Sex Z/Adam & Eve Roy Karch riff-type things, in which she’s posing on a balcony for a little while before she is seduced and penetrated. The adult business shouldn’t fuck up this great opportunity. I’m sure the guys at Chatsworth Pictures might come up with something clever like Backdoor Fatwah or Jihad Me at Hello, but this needs to be really, really classy, because Wafah is a classy, classy lady. You can just tell.
The person to lure Wafah into the adult industry should be All Media Play president and Britney Rears Svengali Jeff Mullen. After Wafah has been taken care of and introduced first to Eric Masterson and later to Mandingo, Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera will fall into place.
Leave a Reply