Something, yes, but what?

Each day GramPonante.com interns are flooded with porn DVDs. (And Gram Nog.) But mostly porn DVDs, and each disc and boxcover requires careful analysis.

West Coast Productions, with whom I’m chillin’ like a villain, of whose back I’ve got and, consequently, in whose possession my own back is, has released There’s Something about Jack #38.

From what we’ve deduced, the titular Jack is a black man possessing 12 inches of “man meat” who likes white girls. Who doesn’t? White girls are great. Have you ever had a white girl? I mean a real white girl? By that I mean an albino whose skin has been removed? What I’m saying is: You’ll Never Go Back.

Anyway, Jack Napier has been down this road 37 times before, at least. Yet the title of the project (I’m not implying he’s poor) doesn’t agree with the attitudes of the ladies in the boxcover. None seems to be wondering what, exactly it is about Jack. They seem listless and morose.

But sometimes white girls are like that. Word!