Squeeze the Brahmin

Gram’s college relationship with a Pakistani girl went afoul when he was unable to refer to her vagina in any way other than “your dusky subcontinent”. Still, we and the estate of George Harrison exult in the release of some faux Bangladeshi porn, Maximum Xposure’s Bangladesh Booty 2.

We sense that there are no actual Bangladeshi performers because of the names of the talent involved. Let’s see: there’s Sahara, who’s about 1500 miles east of the mark, there’s Persia, who’s a little closer and also takes her name from a country that no longer exists, there’s Destiny, and everyone knows Hindus don’t believe in Fate, there’s Rio who, unless she took her name from a Pakistan-assembled MP3 player, also doesn’t get it, and then there’s Velvet, who I believe was a character from Shaft in Africa.

But that doesn’t dampen my enthusiasm. In fact, I’m changing the name of this site to GramPonante.head.

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