There will be lots of parties at the AVN convention. Some will be intimate affairs, like the one I had last year in a Bellagio elevator with the Lake Havasu chapter of the Future Pornstars of America. Others will be be suite parties, bar parties, and extravagant throwdowns like the Damnation 2K6 Bacchanal and Ritual Slaughter, sponsored by Gram Nog, the Department of Commerce, and the lovely ladies of Ten Fucks Left, an organization I founded to gently usher women out of the Porn Industry who might be too old, have a terminal illness, be joining a religious order or the military, or going to space with Moby.
Billy Glide Productions and Shane’s World, meanwhile, have teamed up with party promoter John Huntington to throw “The Return of the One Night Stand”, a $30 affair (pre-sale tickets) January 6 at Curve at the Aladdin.
Attending at the risk of having broken a solemn vow will be JENNA HAZE, ARIANA JOLLEE, KELLY TAYLOR, PENNY FLAME, DELIAH STRONG, LACIE HART, JENNA PRESLEY, JULIA BOND, STEPHANY, NADIA STYLES, SATIVA ROSE, JELENA JENSEN, TIFFANY RAYNE, MACKENZIE MACK, MELISSA LAUREN, GIANNA LYNN, DAVIA ARDELL, BRIANNA LOVE, CARMELLA, and NADIA STYLES.
(These names came to me capitalized, and there is very little energy left in me to change that. Suffice to say these women are used to being capitalized on.) (Also, the performers were listed as “hosts”, but I can’t imagine any of them serving me crudites or aspic, unless it’s off their, um, racks.)
According to some, there will be at least 22 more “confirmed” and female porn stars there. (I find this information helpful. Not only will they be confirmed and ready, therefore, to assume a mature role in the Catholic Church, but they will also be female. Much as I like every male porn performer I’ve met, I feel awkward when they keep staring at my cock as I wave it around the dance floor and at waitresses, organ grinder monkeys, the blind, and your mother.)
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