I didn’t get to the set of Frank Castle and Sllabwurks‘ first feature, the demon porn The New Neighbors, but I like the people involved, and I heard the owner of one of the houses in which it was shot pitched a fit. This is the sort of ambient drama one seeks in a porn film, since there’s so little to look at.
My old co-worker Jay Moyes was the production director for this film, and I am startled by his transformation from a meek boxcover scanner to the type of Porn Valley slickster who says stuff like this:
“We knew we had something unique here, but the industry interest has been even greater than we had anticipated. SLLAB has been speaking to several distribution houses and each one has put out an offer. You have no idea how much I’d like to name names, but that wouldn’t be wise at this stage in the negotiations.”
Any minute now, Jay’s going to tell me that (insert Best New Starlet nominee here) just blew him in the bathroom
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