Like Charles Dickens would if Li’l Em’ly was the type to get donkey-punched and covered in baby food, Cram and Grip Johnson of Chatsworth Pictures are serializing Gen Padova‘s competitive blowjob adventures in the company’s first four releases.
The Blow Gen Blow Chronicles detail microtart Padova’s side by side fellate-offs with the likes of Trista Post, Tyla Wynn, and Deja Daire as well as provide an account of the decline of her relationship with Cram Johnson.
Note: The Johnson Brothers’ press releases, as well as those of Legend and JM Productions, are the only press materials I receive that I have to rewrite so they are LESS (intentionally) funny. After all, this is still a news site, even if you have to read between the lines to get it. So I can’t really tell you about the AIDS and cancer jokes. But they were funny, as AIDS and cancer jokes often are.
“I think our fans will relate to Cram’s fucked-up life,” Grip Johnson said. “After all, who amongst them has not jerked off outside their favorite porn starlet’s window?”
The first two BGBCs are in MILF Meat and Donkey Punch. The next two will accompany the foot-fucking spectacular Arch Enemies and MILF Meat 2.
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