Legend Video, distributor of Nicole Moore’s MILF Money, among other things, is looking for female contract stars.
I usually avoid printing press releases verbatim (except when I was compelled to by various trade magazine employers or if the release in question was penned by Steve Banan), but I think it’s worth making an exception here because, I think, nothing relevant to the position is left out.
From Nelson X at Legend Video:
Attention all hot chicks! Have you dreamt of living a glamorous life free
of real work and responsibility? Of course, you have! 9 to 5 jobs are for
minorities and ugly people. Not you! God has blessed you with big tits, a
tight pink pussyhole, and very little common sense and morality. You were
born to fuck for money! And, Legend Video is ready to help you live your
dream!
Legend Video is looking to sign attractive, bubbly, motivated young women
with ample jugs and gaping buttholes to lucrative six-picture-a-year
contracts. The contracts also include a profitable toy promotion deal, as
well as in-store signing ventures.
“It’s a great time to have a vagina,” says Legend PR Guru Nelson X. “It’s
like being the only kid on the block with a PSP. It makes you special.”
Legend contract girls will be expected to act in features, sign autographs,
and show up to all scheduled engagements. Therefore, all applicants must
know how to read, write, and tell time. This is non-negotiable.
Applicants must also be attractive. No fatties, oldies, or crack junkies.
Chicks with odd looking faces need not apply. That look may work for
Picasso and Wicked Pictures, but Legend prefers classic beauty features.
“We’re looking for girls who are pretty and professional,” says Legend Video
owner Jack Richman, “The kind of girl you’d be proud to take home to mom.
You know if your mom was a raging dyke.”
If you’re an attractive girl who would like to ejaculate strange men with
your anal and vaginal openings for piles of cash, please contact Nelson X at
818-734-4200 or at nelsonx@legendvideo.net. Serious inquiries only.
Blowing Nelson X during interviews is encouraged & accepted, but does not
guarantee employment or anything other than a possible visit to your local
health clinic.
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