Folks who don’t spend much time reading porn message boards will be pleased to know that in every thread, whether the subject is anal cream pies or bukkakes (the range isn’t very great on porn message boards), there is at least one post that goes like this:
“Sudenly anybody who picks up a camera is calling himself a directpor.”
“Picks up a camera” can of course be substituted for “gets a camera for Christmas”, but the context is clear: directing porn movies isn’t for hacks or the inexperienced.
Regardless, Madness Pictures and WantedList have teamed up to sponsor a contest that will fly a winner to Porn Valley to direct an upcoming Madness release and be credited as the director. “It may very well be a stepping stone for some lucky winner to take their interest in porn one step further into the working aspect,” muses Madness (whose site, by the way, is refreshingly easy to look at).
While Andre Madness talks about “one step further”, the band Madness was known for “One Step Beyond”. I think it’s probably a coincidence, but I need to cover my ass for the Pulitzer Committee.
I expect that when I win this contest I won’t have Madness looking over my shoulder and compromising my unique vision, even as I point the camera directly at my face and fail to press the power button.
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