While I am not visiting Texas with native daughter Jesse Jane, I do notice that the six flags are all flying at full staff in her honor.
And did you know that the state capital was named after the Six Million Dollar Man? And that “El BJ” is not a style of Mexican fellatio? And that it’s too hot to think of anything funny?
Previously: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
I just got booked back to Texas oct 17
we should share a tour bus, me you jesse,some midgets
Kami, I don’t mean to be selfish, but if I had Jesse and all the midgets, what would you eat?