Don’t get me wrong; I’m right on board with the pornification of America. But just as I wouldn’t let an unlicensed tattoo artist perform a clitoridectomy on me, the amateur hour known as the XPeeps Wet T-Shirt Contest is remarkable for the number of sullen meth champions uploading their videos of hosing themselves down in their FEMA trailer showers.
This is the lady I’d vote for, if for nothing else because she didn’t immediately begin apologizing to the camera and saying “kill me now.”
The winner will receive lots of pornography.
Previously: How we can kill MySpace
See also: XPeeps Wet T-Shirt Contest
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