“We have such sights to show you.”
Feeling poorly and doubting the power of any Halloween party to approximate the costumes I see all year long, I watched the 20th Anniversary Edition of Hellraiser last night and realized that Cenobite-buster Kirsty (Ashley Laurence) foreshadowed Britney Spears’ look by 15 years.
Despite Kirsty’s strivings with Pinhead and other members of the Lament Configuration to protect her immortal soul, she showed no flesh whatsoever, despite audience demand. Why? Clive Barker is gay.
What does this have to do with Porn?
Well, perhaps if Britney were sent “The Box”, she’d stop flashing her own.
Previously: SugarDVD tries to enter friend-of-celebrity sex tape market; Britney Rears: Time Lord
See also: The Hellraiser Collection
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