But what does this photograph say about depictions of Cenobites?

“Your suffering will be legendary,” he tells Kirsty Cotton, who steadfastly refuses to be naked throughout the series, “even in Hell.”

Your nasal passages will be legendary, Akima Nakamori, even in Hell. But let’s save next year for Jerusalem.

I’m hoping that future videos will explore fashion choices of the Cenobites, Cthulhu, and Quint from “Jaws.”

Every day I receive boxes of excellent adult products that I mention on my global network of sites in reviews, casual allusions, paid advertising, or as simple prayers the faithful may use in novenas. Most of these products are very compelling. But sometimes they are horrifying. Read more after the gap. The first thing I [...]

I consulted my 12-year-old self, who proclaimed Private’s Sex Secrets of the Yeti “even better than Krull“. It hasn’t snowed in Los Angeles since 1962, so the idea of porn shot in the snow almost seems like science fiction. Leave it to the wacky Europeans to make Sex Secrets of the Yeti, in which different [...]

Like the Second Amendment, most porn boxcovers are straightforward and don’t require expert interpretation. This is unfortunate, because my MacArthur Foundation grant was hustled secured for the very purpose of explaining Porn to a benighted public. But this one is puzzling. Hustler’s All Time Best XXX (anal edition) not only introduces yet another brand of [...]

As you well know, Gram Ponante.com is legendary (even in Hell) for its top notch Cenobite/ladyboy coverage. Who would have thought these diverse but wholesome species could ever come together? Platinum Blue’s Ladyboys in Latex seamlessly bridges the gap between Thailand’s most famous export and the Lament Configuration, revealing that it is not hormones that [...]

The delightful Sunny Lane is here seen posing on the red carpet at last night’s Island Fever 4 release party at Sunset Beach, the former Dublin’s, on Sunset Blvd. While Lane is not in the Digital Playground movie, she was on hand to demonstrate several martial arts/tribal poses, including this one in which she accidentally [...]

Because North Carolina’s Adam & Eve is an educating, sex-positive company, they make customers feel good about the decision to stick their products inside themselves. Take this vibrating blue jelly hand, for example. If your girl is into The Other (and whose girl isn’t?), you are guaranteed that your eager mail-order bride/”person you’re showing around [...]