It Is Not Heavy Ink That Calls Us; It Is Desire
But what does this photograph say about depictions of Cenobites?
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Your squirting will be legendary—even in Hell
“Your suffering will be legendary,” he tells Kirsty Cotton, who steadfastly refuses to be naked throughout the series, “even in Hell.”
Sucking cocks in Hell: Porn stars discuss horror movies
“This inhuman place makes human monsters” – Danny Torrance
Your multicultural Pesach smorgasbord: Kosher Japanese blowjobs
Your nasal passages will be legendary, Akima Nakamori, even in Hell. But let’s save next year for Jerusalem.
Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” unites The Gimp, Lieutenant of Sauron
I’m hoping that future videos will explore fashion choices of the Cenobites, Cthulhu, and Quint from “Jaws.”
Halloween leftover: Ashley Laurence vs. Britney Spears in Hell
“We have such sights to show you.” Feeling poorly and doubting the power of any Halloween party to approximate the costumes I see all year […]
The Butt Wax has exploded, or: shoving trans fats up your ass
Every day I receive boxes of excellent adult products that I mention on my global network of sites in reviews, casual allusions, paid advertising, or […]
New Porn Daily: Sex Secrets of the Yeti
I consulted my 12-year-old self, who proclaimed Private’s Sex Secrets of the Yeti “even better than Krull“. It hasn’t snowed in Los Angeles since 1962, […]
Counting floggers on the wall: Mr. S Leather
Once upon a time, when I lived in New York, I bought a pair of leather pants on Christopher Street. They cost more than I […]
Every picture tells a story pt. LXI
Like the Second Amendment, most porn boxcovers are straightforward and don’t require expert interpretation. This is unfortunate, because my MacArthur Foundation grant was hustled secured […]
Ladyboy or Cenobite?
As you well know, Gram Ponante.com is legendary (even in Hell) for its top notch Cenobite/ladyboy coverage. Who would have thought these diverse but wholesome […]
Perfectly Cruel to be kind
Platinum Blue Productions is debuting the kink line “Reversed Flesh” in January with its first offering, Perfectly Cruel. As you know, everyone from Ivan Pavlov […]
Intending to bring rain, Sunny Lane stumbles, instead incurs wrath of corn god
The delightful Sunny Lane is here seen posing on the red carpet at last night’s Island Fever 4 release party at Sunset Beach, the former […]
The jellied hand of destiny
Because North Carolina’s Adam & Eve is an educating, sex-positive company, they make customers feel good about the decision to stick their products inside themselves. […]
Doc Johnson releases Hellraiser line of marital aids
Indulge the Leviathan in your pants by purchasing Doc Johnson’s new Enspiral Vibrating Love Glove, sure to bring a little bit of the underworld to […]