It’s the Great Blumpkin, Billy Glide

Frat-porn auteur Billy Glide and his band of corporate professionals by day/sleazebag pornstars by night will sponsor Porn Star Karaoke next Tuesday.

Glide has come out with a series of provocative films dealing with urban sexual legends like the Blumpkin and the Dirty Sanchez.

Pictured is The Cowboy, in which your buddy surprises the consenting adult you’re working on, tosses you a hat, and monitors the activity with a stopwatch. I used to do this all the time when I was doing a nickel for tax fraud in Chino.

“These are important movies from my heart,” Glide did not say. “The editing process was extended because I could not stop crying.”

This is definitely not sensitive ponytail guy porn, unless the guy adopted a ponytail in prison because his hair kept getting into his facial knife wounds.

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