As you know, 92 percent of GramPonante.com readers stop by for the exhilarating text and dieting tips. That is why you might not notice the temporary “skin” provided by upstart adult trade outfit XBiz.
The skin is here for the next two weeks to alert you, the porn-consuming public, of XBiz’ forthcoming interactive service that combines aspects of several sites with which you are already familiar but probably wondered “Why can’t that section of The Floating World be combined with that thing on YouTube and that other part of MySpace?”
Q. Grams, will the creamy views contained in your page’s center be tainted by the hard shellac coating of the impersonal corporate giant paying you to advertise on your site?
A. No, and I would hesitate to call XBiz “impersonal”. Instead, I would draw a comparion to “Star Trek”‘s Borg, into which everything is eventually assimilated. I hasten to add that the Borg Queen was a sexy, sexy lady.
Q. I’m curious about the XBiz Media Network, its parent company, its trade and award shows, its affiliate programs, and its ties to other organizations within the adult industry. How do I find out more?
A. Just ask! XBiz is very up front about all its business practices.
Q. While we’re here, do you think I’m fat?
A. I like you fat.
Q. Do you think I’m fat?
A. It depends on how you’d define “fat”.
Q. Do you think I’m fat?
A. Ummm…
Q. Do you think I’m fat?
A. No, you’re more wraithy than the Witch King of Angmar after an Ex Lax eating contest with Nicole Richie.
Q. I love you, Gram.
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