Every time I see Joanna Angel, she is smaller. Not emaciated or unhealthy-looking, but smaller. I think she might be practicing to be one of those chips you can have implanted sub-dermally that will let you pay for gas faster.
I might also be getting bigger. That, too, is something to consider.
I talked with Angel about the April 4 release of Joanna’s Angels 2: Alt Throttle.
Me: What are you eating?
JA: A squid salad. It’s really good.
Me: That’s so weird. My family owns that factory. That’s why I can write all day, because I’m independently wealthy. You are writing, too.
JA: Yes. I’m a columnist on SPIN.com.
Me: So could I write in and ask questions?
JA: Most of the questions I get are from people doing something for the first time. Then an editor goes through them. But you go to Spin.com, click on Columns, and there I am.
The column debuts in May or June. You can also send questions here.
Me: Is there any significance to why you’re releasing the movie on the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s assassination?
JA: Well, Mr. Marcus plays the President in JA2. While we didn’t plan the release intentionally, I think Martin Luther King would have been happy.
Me: You met Mr. Marcus during House of Ass…
JA: Yeah. He is the nicest guy in porn.
Me: That’s a great recommendation.
JA: I wish we could sponsor him or something. He’s very sweet.
Me: Does he wear his Red Sox hat as President? The last President who wore a Red Sox hat was assassinated, too.
JA: No, we got him a hat that says “President”.
Me: Good idea.
JA: Mr.Marcus’ baby (Dana Dearmond) has been kidnapped by Charlotte Stokely… and she threatens to keep her hostage in her dungeon where she brainwashes people with pop-music, until everything ALT is outlawed. Mr.Marcus calls Joanna and her Angels to save his daughter and the future of ALT before it’s too late. It’s pretty ridiculous.
This reminded me of the Simpsons episode in which Homer and Marge go to a candy convention.
Man: [German accent] That is the rarest gummi of them all, the gummi Venus de Milo, carved by gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi.
Marge: Will you two stop saying “gummi” so much?
Me: Was it your choice to subtitle the movie “alt throttle” and do you regret it?
JA: No, I don’t regret it. It’s not a full throttle, it’s clearly an Alt Throttle. Duh!
Me: Would you ever consider filming a movie in Maine?
JA: Not Maine… I don’t even want to visit maine let alone capture the state on film and watch it 5,000 times in my editing room. But I would love to make Joanna’s Angels 3 like a ninja movie and film it in Japan.
Previously: Re-Penetrator re-released; But do they really have feelings for each other?; Joanna Angel eats grilled cheese, tomato
See also: VCA, Burning Angel, Spin
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