Last night at Porn Star Karaoke I was shocked to find that diminutive firecracker Konnie waters down her Jagermeister to make it appear bigger and to make me jealous.
It is probably for this reason that today I was sick. Sick with sorrow.
In other news, Kami Andrews is back in town until April 11.
“I wish I had a penis – ” she said.
” – I have one; it’s great,” I said.
“I’d stick it in Konnie,” she said.
Previously: Report: breasts popular; PSK sans Wankus avec Ass
See also: Kami Andrews
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