Kami’s penis envy

I’m using this pic with the article, for two reasons, I like looking at ass, and Gram said I can’t stay at the Towers unless I post body parts.

I want to take full advantage of my position here at The Gram Ponante Aviary and Helepad to give a female perspective on something.

Take notes this is important!

When you see a lady (using the term loosely) that you find attractive the correct way to introduce yourself is not to show her your penis.

I know you think it’s great, hell if I had one I would play with it 24/7 and stick it in everything! My reaction may also be “look what I have this thing is cool as fuck!” Sometimes I get really depressed I don’t have a penis, but that being said looking at them doesn’t do much for me.

I know it happens to regular girls also but for a porn chick the Glut of penis pics we get daily is enough to put us on the other team. (the other team smells better and looks better naked)

Never in all my years have a seen a picture of a penis and thought dear Lord that is the man I am going to marry! Because 90% of the time the penis you see in the pics are attached to ..well dicks. As a guy you may think your love of your penis is unique, however I submit to you xpeeps (warning man penis) to show you that it is not!

Now once I get to know a guy I start thinking about his penis what it would feel like inside me if I could get it in my throat, in fact last night I stroked thinking about a penis I have never seen before. If that person had sent me a penis pic in our first e-mail, he would be in a folder of things I save to laugh at when I am feeling low!
but as it stands now, I’m making plans to try to see that penis in person.

To clarify something though I do want to see the penis when I buy porn. For example I am very fond of Jack Napiers’ Penis. If you have not seen it, well you are missing something special. If you are a director, I strongly recommend using this Penis in your movies…cause I like looking at it. But if Jack ever sends me a random pic of his penis, the pic goes in the things I like to laugh at folder.

I will save my thoughts on penis size for another day. although usually the penis pic is accompanied buy the question of how does my penis rate.

related article: I wish I had a penis