Porn is so plentiful and ubiquitous that it is hard to make a decision where to spend your discretionary dollar. VCA makes it no easier with 18 And Easy (vol. 7).
How do we distinguish this title from the Barely Legals?
“Well, the box says these women are wholesome,” you might say.
“But what about Hustler’s Barely Legal Innocence series?” I would reply, adding, “Just because someone twirls her ponytail doesn’t make her wholesome. Hitler twirled his ponytail. And would you bring a girl home to Mother who had a belly button chain (unless your mother was Hitler)?”
This means nothing. I would buy this movie even if it was called IKEA Tertial Series Lamp, once again proving that words are useless, that sometimes differences are so subtle that it is impossible to describe them, and that doing the legal thing isn’t necessarily the easy thing.
This movie also stars the delightful Kiara Marie.
Previously: Booty milestone; Barely Legal’s spirit stick
See also: VCA
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