Mariah Carey marks eventual porn territory

Glitter star and Tommy Mottola ex Mariah Carey plans to fight Boobsville Sorority Girls principal and perennial California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey’s bid to trademark her nom de porn.

“I think (Mariah’s) being silly,” Mary Carey told Reuters of the five-octave belter’s concerns over consumer confusion of the two.

While some have wondered why Mariah has taken so long to speak up about Mary, it is clear that the “Charmbracelet” auteur is tired of Grammys and instead craves Also-Rannies.

Like you, I felt that Mariah Carey’s 2002 breakdown following the poor reception of Glitter, combined with more and more revealing outfits, heralded an eventual deal with Red Light District. To stake a claim against Mary Carey (nee Mary Cook) is a canny move to prepare her for the eventual crossover to porn.

Previously: Candidate hopeful takes one in the face; When Mary Carey was Mary Carey; Mary Carey becomes a wraith; Mary Carey hosts a happening
See also: Carey battles porn star over name (bbc)

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