Kentucky’s own Memphis Monroe adorns the cover of September’s Club International magazine, but her nipples do not.
“I took a double take,” Monroe said. “I was like ‘When the hell did my nipples become tan and look fake?'”
I have never understood why nipples were chosen as the part of the breast to obscure in photos. Don’t the censors know that the sides, top, and bottom of breasts are just as dirty?
Think of it this way: Have you ever said, “I want to come on your nipples”? No, you say, “I want to come all over your tits.”
And what is the point of obscuring something if you’re just going to use something flesh-colored?
I was taken aback when I saw this photo, thinking Monroe’s nipples had been replaced with those foam things one puts on the legs of chairs to keep them from scuffing hardwood floors.
“I like your nipples,” I told Monroe, and admitted that only after five years of working in the adult industry did I not feel creepy saying something like that. “Where did they go?“
“Gram, you’re still a creep without saying that,” she said. “You should have gotten that off your chest a long time ago, Creep.”
UPDATE: Club editrix Lisa Massaro writes to let us know that on the September cover of that magazine (note that one is the international version), it is Bree Olson’s nipples that disappear.
Previously: Memphis debuts contest, bewbies; Derby Day for Memphis Monroe;
See also: Memphis Monroe, Club
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