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Shall I eat A. Peach? or: The Love Song of Mandingo

April 21, 2010 Gram the Man 3

In the room the women come and go, Talking of Mandingo

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Getting creepy with Tanner Mayes

March 29, 2010 Gram the Man 3

This photo suggests that Tanner’s nipples come right off. But they don’t. It doesn’t mean one should ever quit trying.

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Before America was America: Your people call it porn, We call it Tanner Mayes

March 22, 2010 Gram the Man 6

Tanner Mayes is the reason a lot of us came to California in the first place.

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April Flores: “Solo” with her own and, later, with Buck Angel’s pussy

March 19, 2010 Gram the Man 4

“You should buy the movie,” Flores said. “I orgasm really hard a bunch of times and squirt all over the fire escape.”

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"Battlestar Galactica": It’s all over but the frakking

October 15, 2009 Gram the Man 2

It’s weird. I thought “Battlestar Galactica” was over and I didn’t know that Maxim still existed, and yet there sprawl Tricia Helfer and Grace Park […]

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Joanna Angel’s sausage factory or: Death camp for cutie

August 17, 2009 Gram the Man 2

The game Joanna Angel takes a sausage, deep throats it, rubs it between Bergen County’s best breasts, and then edges it southward, below the frame […]

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McCain campaign considers Hillary Scott’s mom

October 6, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Details magazine thoughtfully provided a list of ten women in politics who it thought were hotter than Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Clockwise from right […]

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Memphis Monroe’s nipples get Clubbed

July 11, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Kentucky’s own Memphis Monroe adorns the cover of September’s Club International magazine, but her nipples do not. “I took a double take,” Monroe said. “I […]

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Ed Fox: No mean feet

July 5, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Photographer Ed Fox (whose picture of the newly-minted Noname Jane debuted on this site a week ago) is displaying his work for Garage Magazine at […]

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Hustler squeezes blood from a Bunnyranch

June 17, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Are today’s sports heroes pussy-whipped? Is the rapper Everlast still alive and, if so, what does he think about hip-hop? Is there anything left to […]

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Ava Rose hears you call her name, decides it feels like home

April 10, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Ava Rose’s spread (that was just the best word available; I didn’t mean to sound filthy) in April’s Penthouse is reminiscent of the look of […]

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Report: Stormy Daniels appears on magazine cover

March 3, 2008 Gram the Man 0

A recent trend in the exciting world of men’s adult magazines is the celebrity publisher. Tera Patrick fulfills that post at Genesis magazine, founded in […]

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Audacia’s (cup) half full

October 4, 2007 Gram the Man 0

My pal Audacia Ray was asked by Time Out New York what her fantasy was. Eschewing, I’m sure, the urge to reply “universal health care” […]

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Theresa Flynt featured in Oprah Magazine

July 7, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Hustler Hollywood creator, LFP video marketing director, and Larry Flynt scion Theresa Flynt is featured in this month’s Oprah magazine in an article penned by […]

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