Missy Monroe reshingles Gram Ponante Towers And Aviary

One look at the frank Missy Monroe today, in pasties and bare feet flopping around the JM booth, and I knew what must happen today and every day: she needs to come over the house in exactly that getup, roll the tortillas the way the ancestors I never had did, bake clay rectangles in our family kiln, and reshingle the living fuck out of my roof.

I couldn’t tell her this, of course, because I’m shy. So I hid behind my profession. I got out my notebook and rollerballs.

“Aren’t you cold?” I asked.

“No,” she said.

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