I still don’t understand the concept of Digital Playground’s My First Porn series, no matter how many times director Robby D. and his skatepunk friends come over my house and trash the barbecue.
This week’s edition is volume 3 and stars Teagan Presley, Austin Kincaid, and Katja Kassin. God bless each of them, but it’s been a long time since they had a “first” anything. If a porn consumer believes that this movie is any of these actresses’ first porn, then I am going to put a plaid skirt on my 1978 Volkswagen and sell it to you new.
Naturally, as director D. points out through an intermediary, the series is not about the girls’ first porn, but is a spinoff of “the multi-awarded Jack’s Playground™ and Jack’s Teen America™ series’, showing everyone the comedic sex-spectacle of true, behind-the-scenes porn direction.”
While I still don’t get it, I just hate it when feelings get hurt.™
Founded in 1993, Digital Playground is the filmmakers’ company.
Previously: Jack’s Teen America and the mentally ill, Lanny Barby in a bodybag, What is happening to my Teagan?
See also: My First Porn 3 trailer
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