Source: Tera still alive

A person performing under the name Tera Patrick will be dancing the three nights of SuperBowl weekend at a bar called the Flight Club in Inkster, MI.

This gig will be in opposition to Vivid labelmate Jenna Jameson’s Friday party in Detroit.

“Tera will be signing autographs and posing for pictures in addition to her two, live, topless shows at 9 and 11 p.m. each night,” Flight Club manager Alan Markovitz said, adding fuel to rumors that Tera is being kept in a vegetative state in a lab somewhere. Why else would he feel the need to emphasize that she was alive? Aren’t most performers alive?

It is hard to know whom to believe anymore.

Tera’s people mention that Patrick won the Best Actress Award at the Cannes Film Festival (a film festival held near Cannes, anyway) and that invited guests to her dance show include Tommy Lee, Eminem, and Diddy.

In other news, I have invited Our Lord Jesus Christ to my birthday party. Representatives for the Messiah were enthusiastic but noncommital.

Previously: Tera begins open relationship, Tera on tenure track with Vivid
See also: Teravision