“Come and see the dark side of the trunk of Michael Ninn’s car. See how it is opulently lined with velvet, its mossy sides pressed with overstock Catherines and Neo-Pornographias. I bid you peruse its groundbreaking richness and see parts of the trunk you have never seen before – or to which you were scared to venture! Come! Join me as I drive around the erotic countryside, peddling rich Budapestian smutteries to Odyssey Videos here and in the enticing hinterlands. Dare to pump sensual gases in the libidinous Citgos of my mind. You have not seen the last of my genius.”
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