Mandy Morbid, last seen cavorting in these virtual pages with Glenn Danzig, has launched MandyMorbid.com, featuring a free hardcore video every week and a spare and haunting design.
Is it because she’s Canadian that the callipygian and pink-haired Morbid has strap-on bathroom sex with Sssha Grey? No. Her being Canadian is a red herring. She has strap-on bathroom sex with Grey because it needed to happen.
Grey greyces the launch of Morbid’s site the way David Bowie played with The Arcade Fire or Nancy Reagan once lent her street cred to “Diff’rent Strokes”; it is good to open with a celebrity. Next week Morbid, who runs the site herself, will take on someone named Ming the Merciless.
Morbid is the partner of similarly-tinted Zak Sabbath, who told me that he is building a monster to fuck Morbid in a future website update.
“It has to have the right number of tentacles, but also look serious enough to pose a fucking threat,” he explained.
Previously: See The Taunting, then you drink; Barbed Wire confidential; “Now I’ve seen everything“; Stagger Lee
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