Is your glass dildo on the fritz? Can you no longer see your reflection in it? Do you want to stick art in yourself or others? Well, for God’s sake, come to Crush (7555 Melrose, L.A.) this Saturday from 1-4, and meet the new Phallix Vixen Series, as well as Vivid contracter Mercedez.
When I worked at AVN, I personally used Phallix products to thwart robberies and otherwise fight crime, so I don’t take lightly the fact that they are “The Official Glass Sex Toy of Vivid Entertainment”.
All art should be functional, and if it can be erotic, functional, and official, you should get you some.
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