As many fresh talent disembark buses, their boyfriend’s motorcycle, and AVN’s zeppelin each day for filming in Porn Valley, some don’t put their best foot forward.
“We booked one of the girls through (agency) and she showed up with a fungal infection,” a porn production manager told me. “She looked like a Dalmatian. We sent her home. We don’t shoot bestiality.”
Naked is simply not enough in the millennial sophistication that I have ushered in with my thoughtful and erudite musings about the porn industry. Maybe if it was 3 in the morning that fungal infection might have seemed a delightful challenge.
Previously: Pornic Voices – Blind Item
Yeah, some acteurs forget completely that porn is visual medium…