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Pornollaneous 9.9.10

September 9, 2010 Gram the Man 2

Saying Nothing, Boxcovers of Note, AVN India, Porn Goes Up A Few Tax Brackets, Observation: LanceTM

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Pornic Voices: Blind Item

January 7, 2009 Gram the Man 0

I overheard a porn studio dude at another table explaining his appeal to women. “Must be the Jewish charm I elude,” he said. Later, yet […]

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Pornic Voices: Suitcase Trannies

November 13, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Two conversations I had today with porn luminaries reminded me that this is an interesting business to be in. But before I tell you what […]

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Blind items: XRCO Awards afterparty

May 1, 2008 Gram the Man 1

Around 4 a.m. several L.A. police officers showed up. They were very courteous. I have never seen an L.A. cop over six feet tall, though. […]

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Blind Item: What to say when you are fitted with a diaphragm

February 15, 2008 Gram the Man 0

I got a call from a well-known MILF who had entered a wonderful new stage of her life. “The factory is once again a playground,” […]

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"You’ll laugh so hard that cum will shoot out of your mouth."

December 19, 2007 Gram the Man 2

The other evening at a classy dinner a woman laughed so hard that she started crying. “I feel like I’m in Throat Gaggers 13,” she […]

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Pornic Voices: Blind Item

November 12, 2007 Gram the Man 1

As many fresh talent disembark buses, their boyfriend’s motorcycle, and AVN’s zeppelin each day for filming in Porn Valley, some don’t put their best foot […]

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Pornic Voices – blind item

August 22, 2007 Gram the Man 1

“I’m gonna be real professional and sincere. Can everybody hear me? I’m being real professional. I want to know who said I had a yeast […]

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